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12-23-2010, 10:40 PM
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12-23-2010, 11:28 PM
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pathaan lateefay (most funny)
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12-23-2010, 11:28 PM
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12-24-2010, 12:21 AM
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pathaan lateefay (most funny)
mai pori koshshi karo ga k bohat sareey new ones or add karo
اے ہمارے رب! ہم تیری بخشش کے طلب گار ہیں تو ہمیں بخش دے، اور ہم پر رحم فرما، تو ہی ہمارا مددگار ہے ہمیں اپنے نفس پر غلبہ عطا فرما۔آمین |
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12-24-2010, 12:21 AM
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12-24-2010, 11:09 PM
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pathaan lateefay (most funny)
2 pathan bank lotne gaye pr gun bhol gaye phr bhi bank lot liya kese ? bank manger b pathan tha bola kal yad se gun dikha jana..... 1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo Bola Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila. :005: Teacher: Titanic Kaisay Dooba? Pathan: Dubuk Dubuk Dubuk Dubuk . . . . . . Gurr Gurr Gurr . . . . Puchik Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua.. Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay.. Pathan (Fakhar Se): Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai.. Airman: Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai.. Pathan: Kon C Ghalti? Airman: Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain.. :005: Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia.. Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali. Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao. Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, Main tarjuma karta hun, "Dear Gul khan you do not meet" pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi "our requirements" hamari zaroorat ho ap "no further correspondence" or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen "will be entertained" Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 chmach subha,2 dopeher 2 rat ko, 3 din tak lenay hain. Pathan: Apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar main itna chamach nai hai ab kuch or jokes an old man wanted to renew his love to his wife he said: lets repeat the old days i will go down to the near Grocery then we will meet there and i will start to flirt with you what do u think? " ok good idea " she says he went there and he waited for 1 hour and she didnt come , two hours and she still didnt come three hours and she didnt come he went to the house and saw her still at home and crying " what happened why u didnt come there?? " he asked she said " my father didnt allow me to go out " Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga 1 Din 1 Murgha Murgi k Pechay Bhag Raha Tha k Train Acident Se Murghi Mar Gai. To Murgha Sad Ho Kar Bola: MArHOMa Bohat Nyk Thi JAn Dy Di Par Pappi Nahi Di Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘……. Khan Sahib on a flight to Dubai occupied some ones seat when that passenger came Khan Sahib refused to vacate his seat big problems and argument took place but no, Khan Sahib will not vacate the seat Another educated Khan sitting nearby came and murmured some thing in his ear Khan Sahib immediately vacated the seat. the Captain was pleased and asked the other man what did he say He replied I told Khan Sahib that this seat will not go to Dubai ........:38: A sardar je said 2 a girl. "PLZ love me" Girl said tumhain love kerny se pehly me mar na jaon. Sardar said: Mar jana kisi ghreeb dey kam na ana. EK PATHAN TRAIN KI PATHRI PAR LET GAYA EK SAHAB NE KAHA PATHAN JI KIYA KAR RAHE HO TRAIN AAYGI TO MAR JAOGE PATHAN BOLA ABE MERE UPPAR SE TO JAHAZ GUZAR GAYA TRAIN KIYA CHEEZ Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! 1 Sardar Ki Maa ki tabiyat Kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne bola ke Test hongay. Sardar Bola in ki umar zyada hai.. TEST nahi one day ya 20/20 karwa lo. Sardar: main apni girlfriend nu gift dena ki devaa? Dost:dimond da haar dede Sardar: na koi asi cheez das jri os ne kade na lyi hove Dost: phansi de dy... اے ہمارے رب! ہم تیری بخشش کے طلب گار ہیں تو ہمیں بخش دے، اور ہم پر رحم فرما، تو ہی ہمارا مددگار ہے ہمیں اپنے نفس پر غلبہ عطا فرما۔آمین |
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12-24-2010, 11:09 PM
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12-24-2010, 11:11 PM
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pathaan lateefay (most funny)
[SIZE="5"]difference between home and prison[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"][COLOR="Magenta"]In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it. In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle. At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your kids can spread more toys all over it so that you can go out and clean it again because little Jr. can't sleep without his latest lego creation. In prison, you get to watch TV, cable even. At home, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote control and get treated to hours and hours of mindless cartoons thanks to cable. In prison, you can read whatever you want and attend college for free. At home, you get to read weekly readers starring Dick, Jane, and Spot and worry about how to send Jr. to college and still be able to eat for the next twenty years. In prison, all your medical care is free. At home, you have to pawn your mother's silver and fill out trillions of papers for insurance and hope the doctor will see you before you die. In prison, if you have visitors, all you do is go to a room, sit, talk and then say good-bye when you are ready or your time is up. At home, you get to clean for days in advance and then cook and clean up after your guests and hope that they will one day leave. In prison, you can spend your free time writing letters or just hang out in your own space all day. At home, you get to clean your space and everyone else's space, too, and what the heck is free time again? In prison, you get your own personal toilet. At home, you have to physically hold the bathroom door shut in order to keep from having someone standing over you demanding to know how long till you're done so you can do something for them. In prison, the prison laundry takes care of all your dirty clothes. At home, you get to take care of them yourself, plus everybody else's, and get yelled at because somebody's favorite shirt isn't clean. In prison, they take you everywhere you need to go. At home, you take everybody else where they need to go. In prison, the guards transport all your personal effects for you and make sure nothing is missing. At home, you have to lug around everybody else's stuff in your purse and then wonder who went in it and took your last dollar. In prison, there are no screaming or whining children or spouses asking you to do something else for them, or screaming at you because you didn't. At home....stop me when I get to the downside of jail, will ya?[/COLOR][/SIZE] اے ہمارے رب! ہم تیری بخشش کے طلب گار ہیں تو ہمیں بخش دے، اور ہم پر رحم فرما، تو ہی ہمارا مددگار ہے ہمیں اپنے نفس پر غلبہ عطا فرما۔آمین |
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12-24-2010, 11:11 PM
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